A LUMBERJACK'S WOE: SPICE RACK REHAB

This here problem is worse than a rotten log pile. My spice rack, she’s seen better days. Used to be organized, like a fresh cut of lumber. Now? It's a jumbled heap of dusty jars and crumbling bottles. I can't even locate the cardamom when I need it for my famous chili. This ain't just a kitchen problem, this is an existential dilemma. I gotta re